...like the legend of my penis

isthisusernametakenyet:

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Hello, Tumblr. See this thing?

It is the best goddamned thing you’ve seen all day.

Say hello to the Infinite Jukebox, an experiment in looping songs. See those curves cutting through the circle? What this bad boy does is analyze the song for similar beats and…

gifyourass:

Howl’s Moving Castle (2004)

flyers-orange-is-the-new-black:

drag0nz0rd:

0liii:

wasted—kitten:

druoxtheshredder:

"oh my god it’s finally empty."
"THE BED IS FINALLY MINE!!  YOU FOOLS ABANDONED THE MOST COMFORTABL-FUCK"


I cannot tell you how much bunnies love beds

My bunny does this every morning in her cage

My bunny was doing this and crashed into my fucking face

flyers-orange-is-the-new-black:

drag0nz0rd:

0liii:

wasted—kitten:

druoxtheshredder:

"oh my god it’s finally empty."

"THE BED IS FINALLY MINE!!  YOU FOOLS ABANDONED THE MOST COMFORTABL-FUCK"

I cannot tell you how much bunnies love beds

My bunny does this every morning in her cage

My bunny was doing this and crashed into my fucking face

tardisity:

Concept art for The Fault in Our Stars (2014)

the-sweetarsenic:

I wanna go home

the-sweetarsenic:

I wanna go home

figurants:

some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe

ICONIC CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE 

pottymouthp0sse:

mew2:

why this cat so big

why is this cat so licky

pottymouthp0sse:

mew2:

why this cat so big

why is this cat so licky

pixiesama it’s kinda sticky idk

pixiesama just put a fucking pen in your eye just get a pen and put it in your eye

My eyeliner looks fierce right ye I drew it on with a pen literally a pilot v sign pure liquid ink pen

norvern:

scoobypup:

scoobypup:

until i see Super Smash Brothers marketed with mario’s ass facing the camera with him looking back to gaze at the camera then i will be okay with Samus posing this way

i want to fucking see

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mario in these poses

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f4me:

Today my teacher was writing on the board and he made his letter D weird and he said “sorry my D isn’t very straight” and the whole class couldn’t stop laughing and he had no idea what was going on